Alex; Twenty Six; Professionally British; San Francisco; Is still not a species of tree; Fond of elephants, vampires, gin, and you; Growing more and more left wing by the day; Blogs exclusively through a queue.

 

riikkun:

Today, Betsy Alex and I went out on a wine excursion for Otto’s birthday present. It was a lovely day, to say the least.

So that’s what I look like on Bart.

prokopetz:

In my less charitable moments, I can’t help but suspect that the real reason “inspirational” stories about disabled folks Beating The Odds™ are so enormously popular is that they reassure us that disabled folks who don’t Beat The Odds™ just weren’t trying hard enough.

glowering:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

Oh my god I’ve literally been sitting here failing to will myself to get up and go have a goddamn shower so I guess this is the impetus I needed (I’m a pisces, but it doesn’t affect me much except that when I come into a room through a door, I go out through the window!).

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

billiethepoet:

tzikeh:

mitchwagner:

New York Comics Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once. ▼ Reshared Post From Bruce Baugh ▼Someone at New York Comics Con chose Every Johnny Depp Character for his cosplay.

Oh man I bet Johnny Depp is pissed off that he didn’t think of this first.

This is the greatest shit I’ve ever seen.

billiethepoet:

tzikeh:

mitchwagner:

New York Comics Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.



▼ Reshared Post From Bruce Baugh ▼

Someone at New York Comics Con chose Every Johnny Depp Character for his cosplay.

Oh man I bet Johnny Depp is pissed off that he didn’t think of this first.

This is the greatest shit I’ve ever seen.

captioningcrusader:

wh oops

I have never watched a single episode of this show, but now, thanks to tumblr, I don’t feel as though I need to.

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman