February 2012
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Aha!
The bananas I bought in the fruit market on, like, my second day here, are finally ripe and ready to eat! Aha!
rover-kelevra asked: Norwich, or Aberystwyth? :O
You see a mouse trap, i see free cheese and a fucking challenge.
– Scroobius Pip (via narcoticfueleddreams)
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A Gordon Ramsay Poem
oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
Let me fix that for you:
oh my FUCKING god where’s the FUCKING risotto? FUCKING useless CUNT.
rover-kelevra asked: Film, or TV?
e-pic:
Jean Dujardin accepting the Oscar for Best Actor
What a charming man!
Shinies and things: Reblog if you LARP. →
nelkat:
thegentlemananachronism:
sienf:
Normally I wouldn’t reblog things like that, but seeing only 14 notes on this made me want to do it for statistical purposes. Come on, there’s bound to be more of us, surely?
Maelstrom, Odyssey, local system.
Potentially: Serenity,…
I don’t get on well with swords and cloaks and such. The last time I larped I thoroughly confused one...
rover-kelevra asked: why aren't you on skype? : P
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Celebrity: Well, I'm nominated for--
Ryan Seacrest: I GOT DUST SPILLED ON ME.
Celebrity: Yeah, I saw. I'm so sorr-
Ryan Seacrest: THERE IS DUST ON MY LAPEL.
Celebrity: Anyway, the show--
Ryan Seacrest: DUST. SUIT. URN.
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honestly speechless...
theslutgeneration:
who the fuck would dress up as a dictator to the Oscars? that’s so wrong on many levels. THEN pour fake ashes on Ryan seacrest while he in interviewing you. like what the fuck? thats so over the top and just plain rude, he was wearing a Burberry tux. he probably borrowed it.. how do explain to them what happened? i would’ve gone fucking crazy
How do explain to them what...
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mandatoryvanity:
Sacha Baron Cohen aka The Dictator dumping “Kim Jong-Il’s” ashes on E!’s Ryan Seacrest on the 84th Academy Awards red carpet
Saddam Hussein once say to me, socks are socks - don’t waste money.
Well. I know who my next RP character is based on.
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First class
The Chinese reticence to speak aloud in class is legendary. Again and again I was told, before leaving and since arriving in China, that I would need a crowbar to get my students to open their mouths.
I thought hard about how best to counter this. Here is what I came up with:
I resolved to never ask for volunteers, and to only ever nominate students for answers.
In the even of students...
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Dear internet,
It is Sunday morning. On Monday morning I will teach my first lesson. I don’t know what I’m going to do - but I have about 23 hours to plan something. Here is a complete list of the things that I know:
The guidance I have been given is “Oral English.”
The room is small, with fixed lecture-style desks and a chalk board.
The class will consist of 40...