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Feb 29

A Gordon Ramsay Poem

oh
my
god
where’s the risotto?
useless.

Let me fix that for you:

oh
my
FUCKING god
where’s the FUCKING risotto?
FUCKING useless CUNT.

(via endlesslyunamusing)


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    Oh my Fucking God The bloody scallops Burned You utter useless idiot.
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    I said Bloody steak Not Medium rare You incompetent fuck-up.
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